I realize how important it is for consumers to be aware of what they are buying, and that is why I am going to rebrand this site as a consumer reviews portal.
This is my first review:
The Hibachi Dubbel 17″ all steel, quality barbeque
Cost: 6 euros (9 USD, 4.75 GPB)
First impressions upon getting the box are that the BBQ ticks all the tight boxes (barbeque, tick. 100% steel, tick. quality in cooking, tick. cost less than a bottle of wine, tick.) so without wasting any more time I tear open the box, thinking: OK this’ll take about two minutes let’s open her u– What. The. Fuck. Is. This.
To assemble a 6 euro BBQ it appears that you require four different types of screw (over a dozen screws in total), five different types of inscrutable metal thingy and quite a few wooden bits. No problem I think to myself, I’ll just have a look at the instructi- What. The. Fuck. Is. This.
These are not even instructions, This is just a drawing of the second photo in this review, with a list of names for the weird metal bits written next to it. Also note that I am trying to build a BBQ, not the bloody terminator. Then this happened, but in real life
