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Ok so this guide is perhaps the most important thing I have ever written, and contains information that can change pretty much any life for the better. How to dress as a robot.

Here is what you need to look like a terrifying metal killing machine:

• One big box (body)
• One small box (head)
• A lot of aluminium foil
• Packing tape
• Two CDs

The pictures should be pretty much self explanatory, just cut some holes in the boxes and wrap them in aluminium foil.

That’s it, all done! You are now (if you weren’t already) a soulless killing machine.

This particular costume was left at a friend’s house after a Halloween party. A few days later he held a second Halloween party for his 4 year old son and some of the neighbourhood children. To get the kids excited about the celebration he wore the robot suit to collect his son from nursery that afternoon. As expected the kids all loved it and freaked out. However, in the evening one of the parents arrived at the party without his daughter because she was “too scared to come, because of the robot”

Hells yeah!